Funny Story - Santa Banta
I got a mail today morning from my friend and absolutely its a forward mail. At first i decided to delete it and taught of reading it and its some what good making fun of SANTA BANTA...the famous singhs in india.
This happened about a month ago near Lonavala. A guy was driving from
Mumbai to Pune and decided not to take the new expressway as he wants to
see the scenery. The inevitable happens and when he reaches the ghats
his car breaks down - he's stranded miles from nowhere.
Having no choice he starts walking on the side of the road, hoping to
get a lift to the nearest town. It's dark and raining. And pretty soon
he's wet and shivering. The night rolls on and no car goes by, the rain is
so heavy he can hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly he sees a car
coming towards him. It slows and then stops next to him - without
thinking the guy opens the door and jumps in.
Seated in the back, he leans forward to thank the person who had saved
him - when he realizes there is nobody behind the wheel!!!
Even though there's no one in the front seat and no sound of any
engine,
the car starts moving slowly. The guy looks at the road ahead and sees
a curve coming.
Scared almost to death he starts to pray, begging the Lord for his
life.
He hasn't come out of shock, when just before he hits the curve, a hand
appears through the window and moves the wheel!
The car makes the curve safely and continues on the road to the next
bend. The guy, now paralyzed in terror, watches how the hand appears
every time they are before a curve and moves the steering wheel just enough
to get the car around each bend.
Finally, the guy sees lights ahead. Gathering his courage he wrenches
open the door of the silent, slowly moving car, scrambles out and runs
as hard as he can towards the lights. It's a small town.
He stumbles into a dhaba, and asks for a drink, and breaks down. Then
he starts talking about the horrible experience he's just been through.
There is dead silence in the dhaba when he stops talking ..... . . . .
.. . . . . . . . . . . .
....and that's when Santa and Banta Singh walk into the dhaba. Santa
points and says "Look Banta - that's the weird guy who got into our car
when we were pushing it."
HA !!!!! HA !!!!! HA
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This happened about a month ago near Lonavala. A guy was driving from
Mumbai to Pune and decided not to take the new expressway as he wants to
see the scenery. The inevitable happens and when he reaches the ghats
his car breaks down - he's stranded miles from nowhere.
Having no choice he starts walking on the side of the road, hoping to
get a lift to the nearest town. It's dark and raining. And pretty soon
he's wet and shivering. The night rolls on and no car goes by, the rain is
so heavy he can hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly he sees a car
coming towards him. It slows and then stops next to him - without
thinking the guy opens the door and jumps in.
Seated in the back, he leans forward to thank the person who had saved
him - when he realizes there is nobody behind the wheel!!!
Even though there's no one in the front seat and no sound of any
engine,
the car starts moving slowly. The guy looks at the road ahead and sees
a curve coming.
Scared almost to death he starts to pray, begging the Lord for his
life.
He hasn't come out of shock, when just before he hits the curve, a hand
appears through the window and moves the wheel!
The car makes the curve safely and continues on the road to the next
bend. The guy, now paralyzed in terror, watches how the hand appears
every time they are before a curve and moves the steering wheel just enough
to get the car around each bend.
Finally, the guy sees lights ahead. Gathering his courage he wrenches
open the door of the silent, slowly moving car, scrambles out and runs
as hard as he can towards the lights. It's a small town.
He stumbles into a dhaba, and asks for a drink, and breaks down. Then
he starts talking about the horrible experience he's just been through.
There is dead silence in the dhaba when he stops talking ..... . . . .
.. . . . . . . . . . . .
....and that's when Santa and Banta Singh walk into the dhaba. Santa
points and says "Look Banta - that's the weird guy who got into our car
when we were pushing it."
HA !!!!! HA !!!!! HA
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
